May 2013
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“If giving bad intelligence about a terrorist attack for a few days is a scandal....”
– LOLGOP (via samuraifuckingfrog)
May 18th
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May 17th
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ListenAfter listening to this and repeating the chorus...
May 16th
stfuconservatives: Even if the goal isn’t to make the brand unappealing by associating it with the homeless, Fitch the Homeless is pretty clearly using homeless individuals as props in a political statement that ultimately has little to do with actually helping them. The stated goal is to get as many homeless people as possible to wear A&F clothing. I don’t see how that’s not treating them as...
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address →
fishingboatproceeds: Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is. My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This raised my expectations, and then he went onto speak for 26 minutes, so I’m just...
May 12th
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May 8th
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Remembering something really embarrassing that I...
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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“It is necessary to fall in love, if only to provide an alibi for all the random...”
–  Albert Camus (via faulknerandfieldnotes)
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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“You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life....”
– Daniell Koepke (via sorakeem)
Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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divine-hatred: reasons not to have kids: the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase
Apr 9th
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icegrill: brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna” that shit fucked me up and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent i was like “damn……” i brought this line up once and my friend said “yeah wayne go off u ever notice when u eat lasagna its pretty quiet there’s no crunching or chewing” i was like my nigga
Apr 9th
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“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made...”
– Hunter S. Thompson  (via fateandbethere)
Apr 5th
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Apr 3rd
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“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he...”
– Oscar Wilde (via larmoyante)
Apr 3rd
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March 2013
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Mar 25th
colonelhathi: japan ≠ korea ≠ china pakistan is not in the middle east most muslims aren’t arabs geishas are not prostitutes mexico is a very small part of latin america there are 54 countries in africa china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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“For whom is it well, for whom is it well? There is no one for whom it is well.”
– Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart. (via quotables-by-turtlesrule)
Mar 23rd
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Mar 21st
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Mar 19th
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